Afterward I lay there on the comforter, shuddering like a trauma victim
– The Quickie, James Patterson & Michael Ledgwidge, who, in their otherwise extensive research for this masterpiece, clearly missed out asking a woman what an orgasm feels like. Oops.
Perhaps they did and the woman asked had just done 15 minutes on her Whirlpools high speed spin cycle?
Is that normal for norfolk? (sorry, couldn’t resist)
No. We’re not electric round here & best not to get into the health & safety risks of trying it with a mangle…